This blog may often contain language and subject matter that many consider offensive. In fact, you can pretty much fucking bet on it.

I tend to use the word “fuck” as a noun, verb, adjective, conjunction, and random sound effect.

I’m unfair, biased, and unbalanced. I will probably not have much respect for your point of view on any subject I feel strongly about, unless I like your stance better and adopt it as my own, or unless you are so batshit crazy that your point of view is amusing as hell (I loves me a good conspiracy theory). That said, I love a good debate (or argument) and if you put your points forward intelligently I promise to try and be nice. Be a fucktard and I’ll rip you apart to my crusty black heart’s content

If at any time you have a problem with that: go away (which part of the word “asshole” in the banner did you not understand?)

Call me anything you wish (in fact, get creative, I’m always on the lookout for new insults) but leave my family out of it. ANY AND ALL THREATS OF VIOLENCE AGAINST MY FAMILY OR I WILL BE TREATED AS SERIOUS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL BE NOTIFIED. And you are not as hard to find as you think you are.

Any and all posts and/or comments by me regarding a subject is my opinion and as such I have the right to express it as I see fit.  And will. At length. Probably long after everyone else stopped giving a shit.

That’s what a damn blog is for, ain’t it?

-Graumagus