I was creating a “NSFW” logo for the sidebar when I had an epiphany…

Most of you out there are familiar with the acronym “NSFW”- Not Safe For Work.  Over the years I’ve heard people bitch, piss, and moan that something someone posted on their blogs wasn’t labeled as such when it contained offensive subject matter, titties, etc., and that they could get shitcanned if they got caught perusing such on the clock. Considering I have job where I don’t even SIT DOWN unless it’s break time or lunch,  I have been notably underwhelmed with sympathy for said complainers.

Hence, Frizzen Sparks is the first blog to carry the SFOAW logo.

SFOAW- “Stop Fucking Off At Work” What this means is that even the few posts I do that are completely PG rated are STILL “NSFW” because your unproductive ass shouldn’t be reading blogs while on the company’s time and bandwidth.

If you’re reading this at work, you’re a fucking idiot.

You still have a job.

Millions don’t.

Think about it.

If you get evicted from the cubicle farm for traipsing through my twisted bloviations you will get absofuckinglutely zero percent sympathy from me. In fact I fully plan on pointing at you, laughing my fat ass off, and offering random homeless people my pocket change to shit in your BBQ grill.

Read on your own time and your own dime.

-Graumagus