Undaaa da seaaaa
Thursday, June 17th, 2010Yes, I know I suck and don’t post shit.
Anyway, my bro Shadoglare (soon to be anti-bachelorfied!) was pondering about this strangely prescient parody song I wrote around 20 freakin’ years ago.
Enjoy 
(Sebastian the crab with lung cancer)
“Ariel –cough-. The world up der, dey be schwewin’ aroun wit us all dey time!
First dey eats us, den dey dump raw sewage crude in our homes!!”
The seaweed is black and dying
The food chain is at stake
Dose frickin humans up der
Dump thermal pollution til we bake
They’ve made an aquatic graveyard
Out of our ocean floor
Even gave the mermaids skin cancer
Pus seeping from open sores!
Unda da sea! Unda da sea!
Radioactive waste is a flowin and the fishies are glowin
Unda da sea!
Up on da surface dey don give a damn
Pourin’ sewage un like carcinogenic spam!
cough wheeze
Either the toxins send you into convulsive fatal fits
Or you swim into a boat propellah and get minced to bits
Up on da surface der topsoil is filled with pesticide
Den it drains all down here to US
Dats how yer father died
Unda da sea! Unda da sea!
Dey are lyin when dey say we ain’t dyin
Just look at ME!
Der ain’t no if and or maybes
We got mutant 3-headed babies
Unda da sea!! –hack-
10 second coughing spasm
King triton died from weed killer
Flounder is dead doin a belly float
Yer sisters are now “Chicken of the Sea”
And Ursula got harpooned by a whaling boat
PCB’s and toxins
Plutonium and dioxins
No more ozone
Dead is our home!
UNDA DA SEEEEEEAAAA!
(25 second hacking spasm and sebastian chokes to death on phlegm globule oily seaweed)
I heard a parady of this song on the radio the other morning that was written just for BP, I almost ran over a prius laughing.
I say sing it while Wes accompanies on bodhran and put it on YouTube
OK. Time to post something new, before I send you naked pictures of my ex wife.
Write, or puke. You decide.