Surprised at the post title?

Pop open a beer, sit down, strap in, and shut the fuck up.

I’ve been casting the majority of my votes for the stupid party in hopes of at least slowing down the communist tide we’re currently drowning in for 20 years now.

The last election?

I voted Libertarian. Why?

Because I’d rather have some pro-anarchy fucktard in charge than a die hard commie shithead (which we got) or an elitist disdainful prick like McCain who would end up doing most of the same shit anyway.

For a bit of background, here’s something I posted on May 24th, 2005 (For reference, this was right after that bullshit “Gang of 14″ fiasco)

Since the election I’ve stepped a bit back from politics. I still pay attention, and I still get pissed, but I’ve been making an effort to detatch myself a bit.

I was far too emotionally involved with politics last year for my own good.

So that’s mainly why I haven’t been blogging about the showdown regarding the Democrat’s petulant filibuster tantrums that were about to be slapped down by the Senate majority abolishing the filibuster entirely. I’m a bit disappointed that seven RINO’s decided they were career senators first and Republicans second (we’ll see if they were right next election) because I really wanted to see the filibuster thrown in the trash heap of history. I’ve always considered it the legislative eqivalent of a snot nosed brat sticking his fingers in his ears and yelling “LALALALALALALALALA” over everyone else’s voice, regardless of WHO was employing it: Republicans or Democrats. We pay these assholes to vote on issues, not to stall and waste time.

Like I said, I’m disappointed, but every cloud has a silver lining.

What’s the silver lining here, you ask?

That I’ll NEVER, EVER, have to fucking see that backstabbing, RINO, media whore, anti-constitutional legislation sponsoring, liberal felching, goddamn sonofabitch John McCain win the Republican presidential nomination.

If you plan on running you two-faced bastard, you better get used to the idea of doing it without that undeserved “-R” after your name, because come the primaries your ass is TOAST.

I’ve always been an independant, but I’m seriously considering registering as a republican just so I can vote against that asspimple.

It’s not worth letting the Democrats get to prevent up or down votes on qualified judicial candidates, but it’s not a bad runner-up prize

Get me a drool cup and a tard helmet for posting THAT one. It will never happen again. Never will I again assume that the Republican party isn’t “flexible” enough to twist itself 180 degrees at the hips, thread itself through the legs, and fuck itself vigorously up the ass. Years and years of these “moderate” idiots working for “bipartisan” solutions after being pelted with shit by the howling primates on the left every time they could shart out a handful.

I still have a small iota of hope, a desperately clinging dingleberry of optimism that maybe, maybe after several years of being told “fuck you, WE WON! HAHA FUCK YOU!” by the left side of the aisle, the braindead motherfuckers will finally have a wild clue stomp them upside the head and realize that the left side of the aisle, and 85% of the press, are the fucking ENEMY and treat them as such.

Alas, I don’t foresee my forsaken dingleberry being plucked from the hairy asscrack of my soul anytime soon.

Instead these communist enabling fucktards will keep crusting it over with the scat of their incompetence, creating a fecal pearl of apathy and hatred until it’s big enough that it gets wiped away and flushed forever.

Fuck you, RNC! You have a goddamn field tilled, fertilized, and ready to plant, and you’re still arguing over which tired old hack gets to drive the tractor! And you’re planting rocks! GAH!!

“Hey, let’s invite Sarah Palin to speak” “What, that uppity chillbilly? Just because she can raise more money than all of us combined, and the grassroots loves her ass is no reason to get all hasty…. let’s get Newt! Sure, he hasn’t had an original idea since ‘95 and he’s been huffing concentrated eco-tard pheromones, but he’s one of us. He’s paid his dues…”

I really, really wish Darth Cheney would just start force choking you incompetent motherfuckers already.

Obama may be flooring the accelerator towards socialism in this country, but you rancid cocksuckers filled the tank and tossed him the goddamn keys.

FUCK. YOU.

Filed under: Free Range FUCK YOU! by Graumagus