Something happened this morning that I did not expect.
I felt sympathy for the TSA agents running us through
our cavity search the security checkpoint at O’Hare.
I am by no means a frequent flier, or airport saavy.
I can, hovever, follow basic instrctions like “put all your metal items in the bin”
Apparently there are a lot of fucktards flying the friendly skies this morning.
I couldn’t do that job. I have too low of a stupidity tolerance.
Actually, fuck that. Waiting a few extra minutes is worth making the travel gestapo get annoyed.
I should have worn my tinfoil speedo.