Job Search

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

I’ve been a horrible blogger the last few weeks. Seems like every day, before I have to go to work, instead of my normal bloggity activities I’ve been… Looking for a new job. Really REALLY fucking hard. The reason? Once again, for the fourth (fifth maybe? I’ve lost count) time I am being screwed out [...]

Life is Good

Saturday, February 11th, 2012

Came home to this chilling in the fridge when I got home tonight. GRAAARRRNomNOmNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomBLEarrgghhNOmNomNomNomNomNom(insert various other Tasmanian Devil and chewing noises here) BuuuRRRAAAAAPPPP! I’m pretending I didn’t see that calorie per slice thing…..

Dear Devout Catholics

Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

…and esteemed members of the Church Hierarchy: You didn’t seriously think that separation of Church and State thing applied to anything you did outside of an actual church did you? Really? Glad we agreed that health care was a basic human right, sorry you didn’t realize fetuses weren’t human. If it doesn’t have a Social [...]

Life has a lead pimp hand’s worth of bitchslapping in reserve for you, my friend

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Right now at my job, I am saddled with three trainees. Nobody else in the entire company has more than one that I know of at the moment, and it’s rare for someone to have two. Bring it on. The faster I get them all up to speed the sooner they run out of excuses [...]