Escape from Joplin

Monday, May 23rd, 2011

If you’ve been watching the news, particularly the weather, this weekend you will have heard about the nasty multi-vortex tornado that ripped through Joplin, Missouri on Sunday killing 89 people and laying waste to about 3/4 of the town. Guess where Cordovan and I were eating lunch about 15 minutes before this hit? The Wendy’s [...]

Didn’t make the cut

Saturday, May 21st, 2011

Well, I’m still here so I guess the almighty told his transporter chief not to lock on to my signal for the great Rapture-a-thonĀ®. I think it was the turdblogging that made me miss the cut. God doesn’t want me using his bathroom.

Ohhhhhhhklahoma….

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Working a ten hour shift tonight and then its off to drive 12 hours down to Oklahoma City for Cordavan’s daughter’s HS graduation. Video of tornados, comet fragment sized hail, or rushing walls of brush fires shall be posted upon our return (For the record, I like Oklahoma. I’m pretty sure it’s where Mother Nature [...]

Gibbering Horror

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011

I think I may have decended to a new low today. I clogged one of the pressure assist toilets at work. The type of commode where you can almost flush a whole roll of asswipe without taking it off the cardboard first. I almost took a photo. I decided against it, not to spare the [...]