It puts the lotion on its skin….

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Did anyone else, upon hearing of Rahm Emmanuel being declared ineligible to run for mayor of Chicago because of failing to meet the residency requirements, have the mental image of Carol Mosley-Braun winning the seat and Rahm flaying her so he could wear her as a skin parka and be mayor anyway? And the media [...]

Color me cynically optimistic: Republicans target the UN?

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Like most conservatives I associate with, we’re happy that the Stupid party took back the house but not even CLOSE to actually trusting the assholes to get business done in a way that doesn’t involve fucking We The People over. Usually the best we can hope for is to be bought dinner first, and maybe [...]

Updates and short takes:

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

1) Bought Elderspawn a sweet Mosin-Nagant 91/30 for Christmas (it was the least likely thing he would get in trouble with from the list of shit he asked for considering it stays at my place and he only shoots it in my presence, unlike the airsoft guns or the freakin’ KATANA he wanted…) Was planning [...]

About damn time

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

I could waste time with the usual “I suck, I never post anymore, blah blah” bullshit, but instead I think I’ll just skip that shit and start blogging again.