Decorated my little 3′ Charlie Brown-esque $8 Christmas tree with the spawn tonight. Didn’t have much in the way of ornaments around the house so we used spent .44 magnum casings (of which I have lots). Also found 2 boxes of .45 ACP hollow points I forgot I had. It IS a magical time of [...]
Thank you Apple, for pissing me off enough to get off my ass and posting. I fucking hate macs. I pretty much fucking hate all Apple products. From the pretentious snobbery that can only come from paying way too much for the lowercase “i” in front of whatever product they push, to the fucking morons [...]
This morning after being up for a bit, I felt that familiar gurgling in by bowels that indicated a craptastrophe was rapidly approaching. So I sit down, and commence completing the circle of life. As I sat there straining mid-turd, I hear the haunting wail of an air raid siren… When did they wire my [...]
