Had to get one of my front uppers drilled out Thursday. Out of the two teeth I tried my best to pry out of my skull via pistol butt back in 2003, one made it and the other one was going grey…. Yeah, I’m not a vain man, but I ain’t losing one of my [...]
It creeps on me, sight unseen something be not right Pressure moves from heart to spleen like an unholy blight Gurgling rumbles from below and chills race down my sides Fetid vapor from arse blows reeking of something that hath died Off I scurry, waddle, haste! I pray the stalls have paper Pinch off the [...]
During a conversation tonight, I realized that I have worn a tuxedo exactly two times in my life (both weddings, one of which was my own). I have worn a kilt more times than I can count, but in opposition to the tux this includes three weddings: One as the best man, one as a [...]
Bahahahaha
Sitting in my van yesterday in the parking lot at work, listening to a local talk radio show hosted by a Catholic priest. Normally not real big on the religious shows myself, but this one was interesting to me because they were going over political issues and current events from the perspective of the church. [...]
I have had very few opportunities to hunt Bambi (and never an Elk) in my life, and have only helped clean a couple my cousin bagged while we were out nailing pheasnants. Even so, I fucking know not to saw the damn knife in that deep when making an incision…. Hunter Has Gross Unexpected Deer [...]
Wow, almost two weeks without a post. I suck. Ok, enough of that. Let’s see, updates and quick takes in the life O’ Grau: Political View: Still think ACORN should be gone after using RICO, and that 99% of the left side of the aisle (and 70% of the right) are useless douchebags that deserve [...]
