Things Lincoln Never Said- AP Wire via Newsday.com Interesting article about quotes that are attributed to old Abe, and who made the screw up. Here’s one that jumped out and caught my eye: “There’s no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There’s nothing good in war except its ending.” * Attributed to [...]
Fla. Woman Knocked Out in Shopping Rush – AP Wire via Newsday.com ORANGE CITY, Fla. — A mob of shoppers rushing for a sale on DVD players trampled the first woman in line and knocked her unconscious as they scrambled for the shelves at a Wal-Mart Supercenter. Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 [...]
The strip steaks were a success, and I’m currently consuming mass quantities of leftovers. Tomorrow we get another dinner here at home with my wife’s awesome turkey and fixin’s. I love the holidays. BELCH! Unfortunately I must venture out into the hordes of insane shoppers today on Black Friday. (need to go pick up some [...]
Just how did Evil Glenn spend turkey-day this year. Read on for the (Filthy Lie) horrible truth.
As I head for the sack, anticipating tomorrow’s traditional Bill’s family dinner of new york strip steaks (my dad’s disabled, and since my mom passed on he doesn’t want to mess with a turkey) I thought I’d do the obligatiory “What I’m thankful for” post. I’m thankful that, come saturday, my wife will cook me [...]
L.A. Official: Computer Labels Offensive- AP Wire via Newsday.com LOS ANGELES — A county official has asked computer and video equipment vendors to consider eliminating the terms “master” and “slave” from equipment because they may be considered offensive. “Based on the cultural diversity and sensitivity of Los Angeles County, this is not an acceptable identification [...]
Some linklove to the Alliance members who did the American Sharia assignment: Alex of Pstupidonymous Debbye of Being American in T.O. DANEgerus of DANEgerus Weblog Harvey of Bad Money Chad of Five Wasps Mercenary Sniper J of Quibbles & Bits Sympathetic Civilian Melissa of Zogby Blog
Here’s my vote for the new blog showcase Politics trumps Morals- Joe’s Thoughts Short, sweet, and to the point.
For this weeks precision guided humor assignment we were asked to come up with punishments for anti-war protesters if America had something akin to the muslim’s sharia law. Frizzen Sparks top 10 Anti-War Protester Punishments 10) All protesters conducting “Die ins” on public roads will be sprayed with a paralyzing gas and trampled by the [...]
36 Beached Whales Die in St. Martin- AP Wire via Newsday.com People were able to push two whales back into the water, but they returned and beached themselves again, appearing exhausted, said Paul Ellinger, of the St. Maarten Nature Foundation. He said it seemed the whales had become disoriented. Goddamnit, how the hell do you [...]