Ok, I was fully planning on breaking my lengthy blog hiatus tonight with a healthy rant on why every fucking illegal alien caught within our borders should be harvested for organs when something came to my attention that cannot be allowed to stand.
The soulless, talent devoid, taintslurping, motherfuckers in Hollywood are remaking True Grit.
There are [...]
Og outed me. He figured out that I’ve been moonlighting at a second job on top of my factory cough “Career” cough.
Gotta make ends meet somehow, ya know. Gotta keep the sporran full
PS: It’s an antenna from my old ‘78 pinto, not a 72…..
Down in my hood, on Broadway about 6 or 7 blocks from where I work, this insensitive media stooge gets schooled by a hardworking young lady just trying to do her job. In the middle of the day….
You go girl! Never been prouder of my home town! [/sarcasm]
This morning after being up for a bit, I felt that familiar gurgling in by bowels that indicated a craptastrophe was rapidly approaching.
So I sit down, and commence completing the circle of life. As I sat there straining mid-turd, I hear the haunting wail of an air raid siren…
When did they wire my [...]
It creeps on me, sight unseen
something be not right
Pressure moves from heart to spleen
like an unholy blight
Gurgling rumbles from below
and chills race down my sides
Fetid vapor from arse blows
reeking of something that hath died
Off I scurry, waddle, haste!
I pray the stalls have paper
Pinch off the flood of ocher waste
choke from the toxic vapor
To stem the [...]
Bahahahaha
I have had very few opportunities to hunt Bambi (and never an Elk) in my life, and have only helped clean a couple my cousin bagged while we were out nailing pheasnants.
Even so, I fucking know not to saw the damn knife in that deep when making an incision….
Hunter Has Gross Unexpected Deer Gut Accident
When [...]
Specifically, in my bowels. My bowels attempted to void themselves this morning while I was still in bed, and I barely managed to do the cheek pinch and waddle-sprint to the can before the brown tide rushed in.
Why do I keep thinking making chili at midnight is ever a good idea? Tasty, but not wise.
(BTW: [...]
This is quite possibly the most blatant Nordiphobic cartoon I have ever seen! The nerve of these people!!!
(Go read the whole series from the beginning, after you skip ahead to one of the funniest yet most disturbing comics of all time
(Yeah, I got nuthin’ today, even with ACORN being bitchslapped)
