Yes, I know I suck and don’t post shit.
Anyway, my bro Shadoglare (soon to be anti-bachelorfied!) was pondering about this strangely prescient parody song I wrote around 20 freakin’ years ago.
Enjoy
Under The Sea (blacklung edition)
(Sebastian the crab with lung cancer)
“Ariel –cough-. The world up der, dey be schwewin’ aroun wit us all dey time!
First [...]
Awesome
One thing that has always bothered me about women when Aunt Flo shows up (aside from the homicidal rage/weeping depression mood swings) is that it just seems… evolutionarily inefficient…
Think about it.
Back in the day Ooka the cavewoman starts bleeding profusely from her nether regions once a month. This not only attracts predators but makes the [...]
With all the “Oh my god, the gas pedal is stuck AIIRRGGHHH!!!!” recall shit going on right now, it would be the PERFECT fucking time to do some vehicular slaughter and have Toyota pay off the next of kin. Maybe even get a check from them for the “mental anguish” suffered from imprinting a reverse [...]
So I’ll post it here as filler until I get off my arse and start bitching about politics again
Once upon a time there was a man who didn’t know something. Normally, this wouldn’t have affected his life adversely, because it wasn’t one of those things that [...]
Decorated my little 3′ Charlie Brown-esque $8 Christmas tree with the spawn tonight. Didn’t have much in the way of ornaments around the house so we used spent .44 magnum casings (of which I have lots).
Also found 2 boxes of .45 ACP hollow points I forgot I had.
It IS a magical time of year [...]
Thank you Apple, for pissing me off enough to get off my ass and posting.
I fucking hate macs.
I pretty much fucking hate all Apple products.
From the pretentious snobbery that can only come from paying way too much for the lowercase “i” in front of whatever product they push, to the fucking morons who when [...]
During a conversation tonight, I realized that I have worn a tuxedo exactly two times in my life (both weddings, one of which was my own). I have worn a kilt more times than I can count, but in opposition to the tux this includes three weddings: One as the best man, one as a [...]
Sons of Anarchy is one bad ass goddamn show.
If you haven’t watched it, get the damn first season and do a marathon.
..who is going through the end game of some serious medical shit he’s been suffering with for several years now.
