Getting ready to whip up some of my jello shots for the year end festival of intoxication and figured I’d post my (not so very) secret formula: Jello Shots by Graumagus After experimenting with a few other flavors for years, the consensus has been overwhelming that cherry is the best tasting, so I’ll stick with [...]
MOoOoooo MoOoOoOooo motherfucker MOOOOOOO!! All this talk in the news about diseased beef…. has made me hungry. I’m going to go bust out the grill (It’s amazingly nice outside for the end of december). Time to go to the store and get some steaks and jello (Gotta make mucho jello shots tonight so they’ll be [...]
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More lazy ass linkage to people who write better than I: Dana over at Note it posts makes a pretty decent argument that Howard Dean is schizophrenic. Harvey at Bad Money explains where the hell The Bartender from Madfish Willie’s has been lately (Evil Glenn strikes again!) It seems that Howie Dean is good for [...]
If you’ve ever wondered how Kwanzaa spawned from the ether, and the real background of the guy who invented it, check out this post over at Self Composed: “Kwanzaa Unwrapped.” If this guy can invent a holiday, so can I: I hereby declare the third Friday of every October as “Scotchtoberfest”. A celebration of all [...]
I apologize for pretty much letting the blog slip to the wayside for a few days, Christmas about kicked my ass this year. Didn’t plan on a hiatus but scrambling to get the kids from point A to B for family stuff pretty much every day since Christmas Eve, loading/unloading gifts, undoing the THRITY-SEVEN MILLION [...]
The last week or so I’ve been a complete lazy bastard, been commenting on news and stuff instead of doing anything original. Christmas is kicking my ass. After today the shopping is done, then two days of driving all over hell and it’s OVER (sigh of relief). And tonight I get a breather after work [...]
Here be my vote for this weeks new blog showcase: The Politics of The Lord of the Rings from My Word. Has an awesome quote about the state of the world from John Rhys-Davies (Plays Gimli the dwarf, and was also Professor Arturo on Sliders and Indiana Jones’ egyptian go-to guy). Nice to see there’s [...]
275-Pound Prostitute Strips Attacker- AP wire via Newsday.com BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — A 140-pound rapist met his match in an angry, 275-pound prostitute, police said. Adrian Castillo Ramirez allegedly tried to sexually assault a 24-year-old Bakersfield prostitute who was nearly twice his weight. But she took his knife, stripped him naked and paraded him in front [...]
You are the the Swedish Chef. You are the the Swedish Chef. You are a talented individual, nobody understands you. Perhaps it’s because you talk funny. FAVORITE EXPRESSION: “Brk! Brk! Brk!” HOBBIES: Kokin’ der yummee-yummers FAVORITE MOVIE: “Wild Strawberries…and Creme” LAST BOOK READ: “Der Swedish Chef Kokin’ Bokin’” QUOTE: “Vergoofin der flicke stoobin mit der [...]
